The Reason I Didn't Sue Murray Park

Kate loved the waterslide. Until some darling little girl decided to stop in the middle of it. The attendant didn't see the stop, so she sent Kate down. I was holding an asleep Sophie, so all I saw was my bleeding daughter coming out of the water. Well, she didn't lose an eye. And David just threatened to not let me go to Utah anymore. So I guess we'll let it pass this once.